4n1m4t3d

2009-05-08T15:28:00.000+01:00

Do You Wanna Funk ?

2008-11-10T15:19:00.001Z

or maybe this is the best clip ever ?

Best Clip Ever

2008-11-10T15:00:00.001Z

No Doubt this is the best clip on youtube

The Bellamy Brothers

2008-11-10T14:58:00.003Z

I love these youtube fruits who put together flash videos themselves. I say they are the future of humanity. Bravo Col1967.

Nice Resource

2008-11-10T14:55:00.000Z

Check out - http://skreemr.com/ for the MP3's.

Ohh Nice Music Music

Just Dropped In

2008-11-10T14:53:00.001Z

Radio Goo Goo

2008-06-26T12:26:00.003+01:00

Have a listen - its terrific

http://haroldsatticradio.mypodcast.com/

Tim Russert, 1950-2008

2008-06-14T16:11:00.002+01:00

Tim Russert died last night.

The world will be a poorer place without him.

Soul Glo

2008-06-13T09:40:00.000+01:00

State of Grace

2008-05-28T16:01:00.001+01:00

OWLS

2008-05-28T10:38:00.001+01:00

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Owls/

Environmentalism

2008-05-16T10:40:00.003+01:00

QI pay tribute to the rather unfortunate\completely evil\hilariously naive Thomas Midgely ...

Check This Out

2008-04-30T12:56:00.001+01:00

Ok, Mad clip coming up. But just to make it even madder keep your eyes on the drummer. Courtesy of Here

Ah, marketing

2008-04-29T11:34:00.001+01:00

This logo cost £14,000.

It was worth every penny.

Who Are You?

2008-04-28T22:23:00.001+01:00

Thanks to SamuraiFrog for dropping this clip on his blog. WOW

Do not feed the ninja

2008-04-25T13:45:00.000+01:00

Drunk Driving

2008-04-24T21:31:00.001+01:00

A "friend" let me drive drunk once. It worked out quite well actually. I made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs, stopping only for a kebab and a piss.

Religion

2008-04-21T19:38:00.000+01:00

I would renounce my atheism if church hymns were really this great..

Drugs are bad?

2008-04-21T16:36:00.003+01:00

My mommy says smoking dope makes your kids really dumb, and that she has conclusive evidence.

I don't understand what she's trying to say.

The Coens

2008-04-21T12:07:00.001+01:00

I just saw this on youtube, a mashup of movies by the splendiferous and wondiferous Coen brothers.

We must all have waffles forthwith..

Love is..

2008-04-10T15:03:00.003+01:00

Why don't they make ballads like this anymore?

2008-04-07T13:54:00.000+01:00

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead, Part Deux

2008-04-02T12:40:00.004+01:00

Ahern to resign as Taoiseach and FF leader on May 6th
Scandal-hit Irish PM to resign
Irish prime minister Ahern resigns amid financial controversy
Ahern to resign as Irish premier

A comedian to the end;

"I have never received a corrupt payment and I've never done anything to dishonour any office that I've ever held," he insisted.

Mr Ahern said today: "I know that some people will feel that some aspects of my finances are unusual.

"I truly regret if this has caused any confusion or worry in people's minds."

In my pockets I have a total of €27.46. It's all yours if you bring me the head of that great deceiver, illiterate slob, and arch-criminal Bertie Aherne.

How I detest this country...

J.K.

Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead

2008-04-02T11:47:00.006+01:00

The filthy, lying, bare faced, fuckin snake of a cunt has resigned. After beating his wife, taking any number of brown bags, whip rounds, and sundries. He will no doubt claim as his own - peace in the North, sole responsibility for the Celtic tiger, cures for cancer and world hunger.

As I said to JK, i wish we could march up to the Dail, lynch him and hang him outside a Statoil and pelt him with rocks. But that would be too good for him.

Goodbye Bertie. You took one hell of a beating !!

p.s. If I hear one single moment of weakness along the lines of "ahh sure he wasn't that bad, sure they are all at it", I shall make it my mission to tear the offending tongue from its housing and beat said offender with its bloody remains until they recant.

p.p.s I think that we need someone to lead our great country who can leave behind all the horrors that Bertie both brought, and made, and perpetuated. Someone with slightly more honour and a touch more integrity. I believe Robert Mugabe is free.

2008-03-28T16:48:00.001Z

glumbert - Gay scientists isolate Christian gene

The People's Mario

2008-03-28T12:49:00.002Z

Enjoy

Mon Spanked The Gay Out Of Me

2008-03-28T12:01:00.002Z

Insane mutha fuckin shit people - check it

Danger of the remake

2008-03-28T11:53:00.002Z

check it out

I AM AIDAN

2008-03-26T09:35:00.000Z

History

2008-03-25T21:55:00.002Z

I just found the most incredible website.

DICO=50cent

2008-03-21T10:30:00.003Z

Get past the fact that this is an excerpt from Bam Margera's radio show and realise that Brandon Dicamillo is a genius. If you're familiar with his prank calls or comedy from the CKY videos, you will get this immediatly.
"Nuff ink fo yo bawl-point bitch!".

Monkey News

2008-03-20T16:10:00.002Z

Karl Pilkington is some kind of halfwit prodigy, truly blurring the lines 'twixt smart and stupid, ingenious and moronic, gifted and retarded.

Somebody has done a great job of animating an example of this right here:

Pulp

2008-03-20T16:08:00.001Z

Some people have too much time on their hands.

And I applaud them...

Music For A Found Harmonium

2008-03-19T14:46:00.001Z

They like found it man, yeah they found it.

entrepreneurial sensational unbelievable

2008-03-18T12:05:00.005Z

Once in a while there comes an invention, so staggering in its foresight, so magnificent in its design, so earth shatteringly perfect in its construction, people gasp and wish that they had the brains, the nous and the brass balls to come up with something so great.

Ladies and Gentlemen.

I give you my first invention : The very fat baby head stabiliser.

Happy St. Patrick's Day, You Delightful Mick Bastards!

2008-03-17T11:31:00.003Z

Faith and begorrah!

J.K.

Do you ever wake up and quite reasonably say to yourself, I freakin love Ennio Morricone?

2008-03-17T10:30:00.004Z

Happy St Patricks Day. Or (I'll have yer arse hanging from a flagpole in the morning)

2008-03-17T10:25:00.004Z

Or if you fancy here's another way to celebrate.

March 14th is also Pi Day.

2008-03-14T13:29:00.007Z

I plan to celebrate Pi Day in a suitably appropriate manner.

How will you be celebrating Pi Day?

J.K.

Celebrations

2008-03-14T13:21:00.001Z

Happy March 14th, truly the greatest day there is.

And lo, there was much rejoicing.

The Circle-Citadels

2008-03-14T13:15:00.002Z

Look at the stars! Look, look up at the skies!
O look at all the fire-folk sitting in the air!
The Bright boroughs, the circle-citadels there!

J.K.

I did not win the irish lottery.....but wait.

2008-03-13T09:54:00.004Z

So with soaring hope, and a flutter in my heart I try to beat the impossible odds, but alas my lotto ticket contained useless numbers like -2 and 98. I slump on the keyboard and think of Cheltenham. Only 2 hours 28 minutes to go. I suppose the first step is admitting that I have a problem?

Witchcraft

2008-03-13T07:34:00.003Z

I went to see Derren Brown last night, and had a mostly sleepless night last night trying to figure out how the hell he does what he does.

I figured it out. He is a witch.

I fear Stephen Fry got there before me, as shown in the clip below. So let's do as Fry says and burn him at the stake to watch his witches heart bubble.

Childish? Yes!

2008-03-12T23:39:00.003Z

More than ridiculous , but feck it, the boy rules.

Moonwalking

2008-03-12T10:27:00.002Z

Just as it is important for road users to keep an eye out for cyclists, cyclists must also take steps to ensure they are seen by motorists.

J.K.

Interesting fact of the day

2008-03-11T09:41:00.005Z

Alan Curbishly's brother is the manager of The Who.

Litigious

2008-03-10T21:20:00.002Z

I read with disdain that record companies are suing Eircom to prevent people from downloading illegal music via their Eircom broadband connection.

I can't accurately put into words the cavalcade of thoughts that are flowing through my head right now, but hell, I'll give it a shot.

1) Fuck the record companies. Maybe if they stop trying to sell us shite, banality and talentless wank we might actually want to buy something from them.
2) From my experience, Eircom broadband doesn't work anyway. I really can't see it working for long enough to download an entire song
3) Following on from point two above, does anybody really think that Eircom engineers would be capable of applying any sort of filtration software without making an almighty balls of it?

Was Everything Just Better?

2008-03-10T16:19:00.007Z

Lately I have been getting a hankering to buy a commodore 64 again. I might pick one up on ebay, then we can all play football out on the green, come back in for your dinner, then settle into games like these little gems below. I say fuck all this new fangled technology - Let's go back to this giant of gaming. It was blocky as hell, took forever to load games, crashed all the time. But it was a lot of fun.

Or maybe everything just seemed better when I was a kid.

I think I'm in love

2008-03-09T21:55:00.001Z

I'm a sucker for a classy lady

I cried with laughter!

2008-03-09T12:56:00.003Z

Still after all this time it makes me laugh my ass off.

Attention Scum

2008-03-07T23:33:00.001Z

What Am I?

J.K.

Attention Scum

2008-03-07T23:28:00.001Z

You Are Sub Worms.

J.K.

Oh Noes!

2008-03-05T23:05:00.002Z

Ceiling copz says; I can has terizt? (from here and here)

J.K.

Parking Tickets....your crazy.....I didn't.......well they have some outstanding warrants.....

2008-03-05T14:37:00.010Z

Dj Shadow sampled a comedian called Murray Roman on his album "Entroducing" in the early 90's for the track Stem/Long Stem. Roman was around in the 1960's and was by all accounts in a similar vain to Bill Hicks. I was always facinated by the sample as I thought it was Elliot Gould in some classic 1970's film.

Here are some links to Romans work and possibly one of the best names for an album I have heard in a while. "You Can't Beat People Up And Have Them Say I Love You". Spoken word infused with funk and soul music. Quite strange and enjoyable.

Links Are Here

If anyone can suggest links or leave a comment with more info on Roman I would be in your debt.

HCwDB

2008-03-05T11:22:00.003Z

I am sure you are aware of this site, but if you are not. Enjoy.

What has been seen can never be unseen.

2008-03-05T10:11:00.001Z

banksy anyone?

2008-03-05T01:25:00.002Z

Not usually an artist that would blow my mind, but sometimes he just nails it and on this occasion he certainly does.

A touching (ahem) story!

2008-03-05T01:01:00.003Z

This story has cropped up on a couple of occasions today and yes I was intrigued. But it took a letter from our dear fiend/friend Russel to give us an insight into the young mans mind.

Samson

2008-03-05T00:10:00.004Z

This is the moment Adebayor's hair grew back.

And now our season begins.

J.K.

The Man With The Golden Light Sabre

2008-03-05T00:01:00.002Z

Bang tidy (via here).

J.K.

Ironwoman

2008-03-04T23:56:00.001Z

Duuh duh, duhduhduh, duhduhduhduhduhduhduh, duh duh duh.

J.K.

Gary Gygax 1938 - 2008

2008-03-04T23:35:00.004Z

Back in the olden days, in a time before crystal sets and the wireless, we would gather on Fridays after school (at around 5.00pm) in one of our houses and play D&D by candlelight non-stop till Sunday evening (at around 8.30pm), breaking every now and then for tea or coffee and biscuits.

I look back on those days with great fondness.

J.K.

Not even if you want to

2008-03-04T21:48:00.001Z

Stupid labels, telling me what to do.

My New Law

2008-03-04T20:47:00.003Z

This is an exerpt from QI.

I love QI. I really do. I think that if you are dumb enough to watch so-called "reality television" of any description, be it America's Dumbest Criminals, Big Brother or any of the pornography created by Satan himself then you should be required to watch QI.

By law.

And then you must write an essay about what you've learned.

And if I don't like your essay for any reason, you shall be eaten.

Slowly.

By ants perhaps?

On live television.

For the viewing pleasure of other fuckwits just like you.

(And breaking up sentences in a decidedly ungrammatical fashion like I have just done will not go down well in your essay)

But I digress. Back to the loveliness that is QI.

Buddy Miles 1947 - 2008

2008-03-03T01:18:00.002Z

A genius drummer. Regardez;

J.K.

.........but is she cross eyed?

2008-03-02T17:24:00.003Z

Celebrities make me laugh

Plus I think that this crazy boney ass witch is cross eyed.

Is she or is it just wishful thinking?

Happy Birthday Dr Seuss

2008-03-02T13:59:00.002Z

Though Geisel himself has been quoted as saying "Seuss -- rhymes with voice", the name is almost universally pronounced in English with an initial s sound and rhyming with "juice".

Diebold Leaks

2008-03-01T20:48:00.003Z

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

America's finest news source on the money yet again (via here-ness).

J.K.

The Dogs And The Bones

2008-03-01T19:36:00.002Z

It's the most terrifying, awful place I've ever seen, and it's the size of the National Exhibition Centre, for Christ's sake. It's madness. Any sane person working there would pray daily for a massacre. As the gunmen burst in, firing indiscriminately, the first genuine smile in six months would spread wide across your face, and you'd leap, giggling, into the line of fire.

And just when you think things can't get any more tearjerking, we're introduced to Mandisa, a black single mum in South Africa, who hopes her new call centre job should make ends meet. Thing is, it's for a UK firm, so first she has to attend an "Accent Reduction" course, which knocks all the fun out of her voice, so she won't frighten the horses.

And what relevance the picture? None at all. No relevance at all.

J.K.

The Roger of Daltrey.

2008-03-01T19:27:00.002Z

Happy Birthday to Roger Daltrey who turns 64 today.

God bless us

2008-03-01T14:16:00.004Z

This is Louis CK. He is a genius.

Politics

2008-03-01T12:36:00.000Z

Finally, a campaign I can get behind.

Iron Man

2008-03-01T12:03:00.004Z

I'm excited about this movie. What's not to like? Robert Downey Jr, Black Sabbath, guns, explosions, fighter jets and terrorists. Hell, chuck in a couple of lesbians and this could well be the greatest work of art ever produced by a human!

Rick Astley

2008-02-29T11:49:00.005Z

.........and this

Nutrition

2008-02-29T11:10:00.001Z

I have seen the future, and the future is tasty

Some day, all food will be served in a novelty pork-product

Na Touch The Just Just

2008-02-28T09:51:00.003Z

I often used to lie awake at night and think. This Just-Ice fella is a maniac. Still altogether a great great track.

On to pastures new?

2008-02-28T04:44:00.002Z

Over the years I have been fortunate enough to encounter superb musical artists with sometimes even more superb names, names like Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Jiz Mac the Guzza, Mary Black, Stab vs Hate, Felix the Fieldmouse(AYIA), Sturgeon etc. etc. but some occasionally have a tendency to stand out with just that little bit more heeyaaah.
One that springs to mind is SatanChrist, whose 2005 album -This is a Game, its not a Game, contained such memorable lyrics as "roll the dice(pause) aces high(pause) its a royal flush!" which always filled me with joyousness and failed hope.
Black Sex on the other hand, had the classic album - coMEt of lOVe, whose opening track "Orbiting the Universe of Sexuality" still to this day holds dynamism and a relevance that only Barbara Streisand's duet wit Mr. Neil Diamond "You don't bring me flowers" holds.
God bless Apollo.

Magnetism!

2008-02-27T21:10:00.002Z

I went to the flicks today not knowing what to expect. I was pleasantly surprised by what unfolded before me. When I got home I decided to check it out a little more and man I had no idea how people have taken to it. If you have the patience check this out.

Biblical

2008-02-27T17:48:00.003Z

While attending my bible studies class the vicar let slip news of a most magical site

Hallelujah brothers, I have seen the light...

Trigger Happy

2008-02-27T13:48:00.003Z

When this came out first I thought this was so freakin funny.

If you have not seen it. Buy It. If you have not bought it. Get it - REPOMAN

2008-02-27T11:55:00.002Z

What World War II did for us

2008-02-26T20:33:00.001Z

Duck My Sick Kevin McCarra

2008-02-26T13:30:00.004Z

Arsenal can beat anyone, including themselves

What a load of rubbish. What an arse-hole! This comment (from nebalt) sums it up perfectly for me;

Kevin, this article proves yet again why you are more Duncan Castles and less Henry Winter. In today's GU football podcast, you argued with Doyler that Taylor's challenge was down around Eduardo's ankle when your own paper has published a picture of the incident in this article:

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,2259993,00.html

You dare call Wenger a hothead but never criticize Alex Ferguson when he goes off on his rants and says the most stupid things because you are a world class sycophant.

This year you have accused Arsenal of fictitiously simulating in a game at the Emirates when three weeks later Evra and Anderson were rolling around the Emirates as if they were shot. Not a peep out of you then. You also accused them of being short then retracting it again on the podcast admitting you had been wrong. And in the aftermath of this latest sad episode, you rather talk about Gallas' and Wenger's shortcomings than berate another Scotsman for giving the mandate to go out and cause bodily harm on an opponent. Your bipolar approach to Arsenal is quite frankly getting old. You are, unfortunately, not a credit for the paper you work for.

Anyway, the guardian has proven itself of late to be little more than a tabloid. With the exception of Charlie Brooker, the only use I put that paper to these days is wrapping my chips. I will say good day to you Mr. McCarra!

I SAID GOOD DAY!

J.K.

Evolution

2008-02-26T13:05:00.002Z

Humanity is a constant voyage of discovery and invention. We've determined our origins, we've split the atom, spliced the gene and boogied on Tranquility Base. It is with this proud tradition that I present to you this, for your pleasure.

A '63 Margaux, best of the century.

2008-02-26T10:38:00.008Z

Ok it was not a '63 Margaux. It was a bottle of Chianti Classico. And i wasnt in a high class restaurant. I was in the screen cinema. Back row. Last night. And it wasn't out of the bottle. I brought my own glass. And it was very enjoyable. A few funny looks but it was more like my front room than anything else. And I even had the 'bottle' (if you will excuse the pun), to tell two ladies to shut up and take their chatter outside.

I am going to drink in the cinema from now on.

Hardcore

2008-02-26T10:34:00.007Z

As I've already shared the very intimate details of my favourite internet video, I decided that I'd go the whole hog, open myself up from the very bottom of my bottom and share with you, the world, my very favourite Penny Arcade comic

Virginity

2008-02-25T20:44:00.003Z

My first post!!

Where to begin? I'd like to thank JK for inviting me, my parents for conceiving me (however accidentally) and, of course, the simply awesome baby Jesus for guiding me.

I suppose I should tell all y'all something about me: I am a (mostly) male, (oftentimes) bewildered (occasional) developer. That is all.

My literary juices are currently fermenting, therefore I shall sign off by adding my new favourite internet video. I am, however, a fickle fellow, so the internet had better stay on its toes otherwise I'll find a new favourite.

Here it is

I Was Trying To Backflip A Motorcycle

2008-02-25T14:16:00.003Z

Knoxville recovering from surgery

TV stuntman Johnny Knoxville is recovering from surgery after having his genitals stitched up.

The 'Jackass' star was attempting to replicate late daredevil Evel Knievel's famous motorcycle backflip in Oklahoma at the weekend when he landed awkwardly.

Knoxville was taken to a nearby hospital, but the cuts, swelling and bruising were so severe medics couldn't operate on him immediately.

In a phone interview with blogger Marc Malkin just 10 minutes after surgery on Thursday, Knoxville said: "I'm still a little groggy from the anaesthesia. I just got the catheter out, and the doctor said I can resume normal functions immediately like, manly functions."

But Knoxville fears he'll have nightmares about the painful accident for years to come.

He adds: "I was trying to backflip a motorcycle. The bike goes up about 15, 20 feet in the air and comes back down and breaks its handlebar off in between my legs. I was laying there spreadeagle.

"They've never seen handlebars break off before-much less between someone's legs."

Knoxville tore his urethra in the accident, which will be broadcast on MTV in America this weekend, when the prankster and his crew of stunt pals take over the network for 24 hours to launch their new JackassWorld.com website.

Knoxville, you are a prince among men.

J.K.

Some People Feel This Angry All The Time

2008-02-25T10:32:00.004Z

Once a man strolled in, pointed to something behind the counter, and gruffly asked if he could have it for five pounds off. He was wearing tracksuit bottoms, and had one hand absent-mindedly stuffed down the front, playing with his balls, as he studied my face for a response. I politely explained that the price was the price, haggling wasn't an option, and so on. He asked if I wanted to step outside. When I said I didn't, he swore at me, kicked the counter, and stormed out. The entire exchange lasted less than 30 seconds.

J.K.

The Olden Days

2008-02-25T09:52:00.002Z

In days of old when Knights were bold and toilets werent invented, etc etc

Turkey

2008-02-24T13:04:00.003Z

Not sure what my reaction is, or even should be, to this news.

J.K.

oooo baby

2008-02-24T02:54:00.003Z

Good God I hope that they dont mess Watchmen up like most of the Comic ports so far.. still this screenshot looks pretty damn sweet.. praying.. especially since I've got news that Akira has been given the green light, with a (I'm pretty sure) 30 odd year old Yank playing a 15 year old Japanese Kid...Yes indeed Di Caprio has been rumoured to play my favorite hero and I swear to god if this happens i will pull a stewie griffin on him (Will Ferrell)

1st post

2008-02-24T02:34:00.000Z

If you've seen this great Gondry here's the Sweded trailer :)

Arse!

2008-02-24T00:17:00.002Z

A really bad day.

J.K.

Mario

2008-02-23T00:17:00.003Z

From here (via here)

J.K.

The Moose

2008-02-21T23:01:00.001Z

J.K.

Imagine this in the wrong hands

2008-02-21T20:27:00.002Z

Stuart T. is a bollix !

2008-02-21T17:02:00.001Z

Look at him, swanning around Howth like a bollix thinking Queen of the Damned was a masterpiece. Apparently, after the Irish Premiere of his latest flick Battle of Seattle ,he indulged himself onto his fans with a Q&A and one particular meathead asked him, that with his great civic sensibilities, would he consider running for the leadership of The Green Party. Stuart responded with great pompous whimsy "well if I was the leader I would have stopped the road goin through the Hill of Tara".

The bollix.

Posable Robot Lamp

2008-02-21T14:37:00.002Z

From here (via here).

J.K.

New Ideas Take Shape

2008-02-21T14:21:00.008Z

I have started a new blog.

There shall be no writing involved. But only my art. photoshop, doodles, drawings. Anything creative from my own hand. Current affairs and gossip given an artistic spin.

Keep an eye out for new content.

http://malcolmexeter.wordpress.com/