Something smells a little fishy

I was struck by the story this week of the dead body discovered in the freezer of a fishmonger's. The gardaí say the dead man could have been there for five years. Yes, FIVE frickin' years. Now, I'm sorry, but I got to say this, but how is it that a body can lay in a freezer for such a period undiscovered? Got to be a massive bloody freezer. Maybe it leads to Narnia and he was offed by the White Witch. Wonder if they found any Turkish Delight?

Royal bashing

Bogball text that amused me, as I am a Dub (even though I feel like razing the city to the ground most of the time - go Genghis Khan on its ass. Luckily enough for Dublin, I don't have a nomadic Mongol army at my beck and call):

Pierce Brosnan, Hector, Brian Smyth, Dylan Moran, Peter 'The Man With the Hat' McDermott, Tommy Tiernan, The Book of Kells, Peter Darby, The Hill of Tara, The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (aka Lyons, O'Mally, Harnan and Foley), Paddy 'Hands' O'Brien, Bru na Boinne, Joe Cassells, Newgrange, Mochie Regan, Tommy 'Neanderthal' Dowd, Turlough O'Carolan, The Red Collier, The Tara Brooch, Paddy Reynolds - both of them, Trim Castle, Ollie Murphy, John McDermott, Fintan Ginnity, Bernard Flynn, Noel Dempsey, Jinksy Beggy, Shane 'Horgs' Horgan, Liam 'the Ego' Hayes, Brendan Cummins, Graham Geraghty, All the losing dockets in Fairyhouse, Sir Francis Beaufort, the River Boyne, the witchdoctor Sean Boylan, the traffic in Ashbourne, Lord Mountcharles, 'Clever' Trevor Giles, John 'Brutal' Bruton, 'Repetitive Column' O'Rourke, Meathies from Dunboyne and Ashbourne with Dublin accents, and Colm Coyle - your girls took one hell of a beating!