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Get past the fact that this is an excerpt from Bam Margera's radio show and realise that Brandon Dicamillo is a genius. If you're familiar with his prank calls or comedy from the CKY videos, you will get this immediatly.
"Nuff ink fo yo bawl-point bitch!".

Monkey News

Karl Pilkington is some kind of halfwit prodigy, truly blurring the lines 'twixt smart and stupid, ingenious and moronic, gifted and retarded.

Somebody has done a great job of animating an example of this right here:

Pulp

Some people have too much time on their hands.

And I applaud them...

Music For A Found Harmonium

They like found it man, yeah they found it.

entrepreneurial sensational unbelievable

Once in a while there comes an invention, so staggering in its foresight, so magnificent in its design, so earth shatteringly perfect in its construction, people gasp and wish that they had the brains, the nous and the brass balls to come up with something so great.

Ladies and Gentlemen.

I give you my first invention : The very fat baby head stabiliser.

Happy St. Patrick's Day, You Delightful Mick Bastards!

Faith and begorrah!

J.K.

Do you ever wake up and quite reasonably say to yourself, I freakin love Ennio Morricone?

Happy St Patricks Day. Or (I'll have yer arse hanging from a flagpole in the morning)

Or if you fancy here's another way to celebrate.