Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead, Part Deux

Ahern to resign as Taoiseach and FF leader on May 6th
Scandal-hit Irish PM to resign
Irish prime minister Ahern resigns amid financial controversy
Ahern to resign as Irish premier

A comedian to the end;

"I have never received a corrupt payment and I've never done anything to dishonour any office that I've ever held," he insisted.

Mr Ahern said today: "I know that some people will feel that some aspects of my finances are unusual.

"I truly regret if this has caused any confusion or worry in people's minds."

In my pockets I have a total of €27.46. It's all yours if you bring me the head of that great deceiver, illiterate slob, and arch-criminal Bertie Aherne.

How I detest this country...

J.K.

Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead

The filthy, lying, bare faced, fuckin snake of a cunt has resigned. After beating his wife, taking any number of brown bags, whip rounds, and sundries. He will no doubt claim as his own - peace in the North, sole responsibility for the Celtic tiger, cures for cancer and world hunger.

As I said to JK, i wish we could march up to the Dail, lynch him and hang him outside a Statoil and pelt him with rocks. But that would be too good for him.

Goodbye Bertie. You took one hell of a beating !!


p.s. If I hear one single moment of weakness along the lines of "ahh sure he wasn't that bad, sure they are all at it", I shall make it my mission to tear the offending tongue from its housing and beat said offender with its bloody remains until they recant.

p.p.s I think that we need someone to lead our great country who can leave behind all the horrors that Bertie both brought, and made, and perpetuated. Someone with slightly more honour and a touch more integrity. I believe Robert Mugabe is free.