Friday 16 May 2008

Environmentalism

QI pay tribute to the rather unfortunate\completely evil\hilariously naive Thomas Midgely ...

Wednesday 30 April 2008

Check This Out

Ok, Mad clip coming up. But just to make it even madder keep your eyes on the drummer. Courtesy of Here

Tuesday 29 April 2008

Ah, marketing

This logo cost £14,000.

It was worth every penny.

Monday 28 April 2008

Who Are You?

Thanks to SamuraiFrog for dropping this clip on his blog. WOW

Friday 25 April 2008

Thursday 24 April 2008

Drunk Driving



A "friend" let me drive drunk once. It worked out quite well actually. I made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs, stopping only for a kebab and a piss.

Monday 21 April 2008

Religion

I would renounce my atheism if church hymns were really this great..

Drugs are bad?



My mommy says smoking dope makes your kids really dumb, and that she has conclusive evidence.

I don't understand what she's trying to say.

The Coens

I just saw this on youtube, a mashup of movies by the splendiferous and wondiferous Coen brothers.



We must all have waffles forthwith..

Thursday 10 April 2008

Love is..

Why don't they make ballads like this anymore?

Monday 7 April 2008

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Wednesday 2 April 2008

Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead, Part Deux





Ahern to resign as Taoiseach and FF leader on May 6th
Scandal-hit Irish PM to resign
Irish prime minister Ahern resigns amid financial controversy
Ahern to resign as Irish premier

A comedian to the end;


"I have never received a corrupt payment and I've never done anything to dishonour any office that I've ever held," he insisted.

Mr Ahern said today: "I know that some people will feel that some aspects of my finances are unusual.

"I truly regret if this has caused any confusion or worry in people's minds."


In my pockets I have a total of €27.46. It's all yours if you bring me the head of that great deceiver, illiterate slob, and arch-criminal Bertie Aherne.

How I detest this country...

J.K.

Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead


The filthy, lying, bare faced, fuckin snake of a cunt has resigned. After beating his wife, taking any number of brown bags, whip rounds, and sundries. He will no doubt claim as his own - peace in the North, sole responsibility for the Celtic tiger, cures for cancer and world hunger.

As I said to JK, i wish we could march up to the Dail, lynch him and hang him outside a Statoil and pelt him with rocks. But that would be too good for him.

Goodbye Bertie. You took one hell of a beating !!


p.s. If I hear one single moment of weakness along the lines of "ahh sure he wasn't that bad, sure they are all at it", I shall make it my mission to tear the offending tongue from its housing and beat said offender with its bloody remains until they recant.

p.p.s I think that we need someone to lead our great country who can leave behind all the horrors that Bertie both brought, and made, and perpetuated. Someone with slightly more honour and a touch more integrity. I believe Robert Mugabe is free.

Friday 28 March 2008

Wednesday 26 March 2008

Tuesday 25 March 2008