Well, five more years of the Bertie Show. It's a sad state of affairs when he looks like the only viable statesman in this nation of ours. My choice would be Roy Keane. What, I hear you cry. Well, it's obvious this democracy lark isn't working, proportional representation is a load of arse. I say we revert to a monarchy, creating a new dynasty with Roy as our new High King. We need a strong man, it obviously works for North Korea and Zimbabwe. A crazed lunatic at the helm (although i'm sure Keano is perfectly is perfectly sane) would be preferable to good old, salt-of-the-earth Bertie. If hyperinflation and starvation ensues, at least we know who the buck stops with - and then we can lynch 'im and put in another strongman to put us on the right course to oblivion. Also, if we had Keano as our king, Keano the Lesser could be the court jester. Happy days.
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Keane looks thin and gaunt, maybe he has stopped eating children ?
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