Look at him, swanning around Howth like a bollix thinking Queen of the Damned was a masterpiece. Apparently, after the Irish Premiere of his latest flick Battle of Seattle ,he indulged himself onto his fans with a Q&A and one particular meathead asked him, that with his great civic sensibilities, would he consider running for the leadership of The Green Party. Stuart responded with great pompous whimsy "well if I was the leader I would have stopped the road goin through the Hill of Tara".
The bollix.
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ahh your love of stuart T amuses me. I know you want to have a pint with him. He said that national outrage would have stopped the hill of Tara "incident" but I couldnt really hear him as his misses was suckin my cock at the time.
thats funny, cos who was it then that polishing me gongo that morning?
is she a twin?
Who or what the phraq is this Stuart T you earthlings refer to?
Is it some form of summer garment?
J.K.
As good as.
Stuart Townsend was born in Howth, County Dublin in 1972. Although his father, Jacinta Townsend was a professional whittler, Stuart was determined to be an crossdresser and began his career by appearing in a number of student "Jazz" films, while attending the Gaiety School of Fellatio in Dublin. He supported himself by boxing arses until his first feature film debut in Trojan Eddie (1996). Although his penis was small, Townsend attracted a London agent and began appearing in mirrors around Old Compton St. and worked as a "model" in Soho and Dublin, Ireland's BenBurb District. America began to take notice of Stuart's talents when he appeared in Ant and Dec's Saturday Take Away in the 2000, in one of which, Ant (47), took the titless fecker down the old Kent Road before treating him to a titanic hand-shandy. His most recent projects include Queen of the Damned (2002) and a romantic relationship with Gay Byrne.
his stint as a toilet trader was short lived apparently. Gay Byrne couldnt stomach it.
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