My New Law

This is an exerpt from QI.

I love QI. I really do. I think that if you are dumb enough to watch so-called "reality television" of any description, be it America's Dumbest Criminals, Big Brother or any of the pornography created by Satan himself then you should be required to watch QI.

By law.

And then you must write an essay about what you've learned.

And if I don't like your essay for any reason, you shall be eaten.

Slowly.

By ants perhaps?

On live television.

For the viewing pleasure of other fuckwits just like you.

(And breaking up sentences in a decidedly ungrammatical fashion like I have just done will not go down well in your essay)

But I digress. Back to the loveliness that is QI.