March 14th is also Pi Day.

I plan to celebrate Pi Day in a suitably appropriate manner.

How will you be celebrating Pi Day?

J.K.

Celebrations

Happy March 14th, truly the greatest day there is.

And lo, there was much rejoicing.

The Circle-Citadels

Look at the stars! Look, look up at the skies!
O look at all the fire-folk sitting in the air!
The Bright boroughs, the circle-citadels there!

J.K.

I did not win the irish lottery.....but wait.

So with soaring hope, and a flutter in my heart I try to beat the impossible odds, but alas my lotto ticket contained useless numbers like -2 and 98. I slump on the keyboard and think of Cheltenham. Only 2 hours 28 minutes to go. I suppose the first step is admitting that I have a problem?

Witchcraft

I went to see Derren Brown last night, and had a mostly sleepless night last night trying to figure out how the hell he does what he does.

I figured it out. He is a witch.

I fear Stephen Fry got there before me, as shown in the clip below. So let's do as Fry says and burn him at the stake to watch his witches heart bubble.

Childish? Yes!

More than ridiculous , but feck it, the boy rules.

Moonwalking

Just as it is important for road users to keep an eye out for cyclists, cyclists must also take steps to ensure they are seen by motorists.

J.K.

Interesting fact of the day

Alan Curbishly's brother is the manager of The Who.

Litigious

I read with disdain that record companies are suing Eircom to prevent people from downloading illegal music via their Eircom broadband connection.

I can't accurately put into words the cavalcade of thoughts that are flowing through my head right now, but hell, I'll give it a shot.

1) Fuck the record companies. Maybe if they stop trying to sell us shite, banality and talentless wank we might actually want to buy something from them.
2) From my experience, Eircom broadband doesn't work anyway. I really can't see it working for long enough to download an entire song
3) Following on from point two above, does anybody really think that Eircom engineers would be capable of applying any sort of filtration software without making an almighty balls of it?

Was Everything Just Better?

Lately I have been getting a hankering to buy a commodore 64 again. I might pick one up on ebay, then we can all play football out on the green, come back in for your dinner, then settle into games like these little gems below. I say fuck all this new fangled technology - Let's go back to this giant of gaming. It was blocky as hell, took forever to load games, crashed all the time. But it was a lot of fun.

Or maybe everything just seemed better when I was a kid.

I think I'm in love

I'm a sucker for a classy lady

I cried with laughter!

Still after all this time it makes me laugh my ass off.