Do not feed the ninja

Drunk Driving

A "friend" let me drive drunk once. It worked out quite well actually. I made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs, stopping only for a kebab and a piss.

Religion

I would renounce my atheism if church hymns were really this great..

Drugs are bad?

My mommy says smoking dope makes your kids really dumb, and that she has conclusive evidence.

I don't understand what she's trying to say.

The Coens

I just saw this on youtube, a mashup of movies by the splendiferous and wondiferous Coen brothers.



We must all have waffles forthwith..