Hardcore

As I've already shared the very intimate details of my favourite internet video, I decided that I'd go the whole hog, open myself up from the very bottom of my bottom and share with you, the world, my very favourite Penny Arcade comic

Virginity

My first post!!

Where to begin? I'd like to thank JK for inviting me, my parents for conceiving me (however accidentally) and, of course, the simply awesome baby Jesus for guiding me.

I suppose I should tell all y'all something about me: I am a (mostly) male, (oftentimes) bewildered (occasional) developer. That is all.

My literary juices are currently fermenting, therefore I shall sign off by adding my new favourite internet video. I am, however, a fickle fellow, so the internet had better stay on its toes otherwise I'll find a new favourite.

Here it is

I Was Trying To Backflip A Motorcycle

Knoxville recovering from surgery

TV stuntman Johnny Knoxville is recovering from surgery after having his genitals stitched up.

The 'Jackass' star was attempting to replicate late daredevil Evel Knievel's famous motorcycle backflip in Oklahoma at the weekend when he landed awkwardly.

Knoxville was taken to a nearby hospital, but the cuts, swelling and bruising were so severe medics couldn't operate on him immediately.

In a phone interview with blogger Marc Malkin just 10 minutes after surgery on Thursday, Knoxville said: "I'm still a little groggy from the anaesthesia. I just got the catheter out, and the doctor said I can resume normal functions immediately like, manly functions."

But Knoxville fears he'll have nightmares about the painful accident for years to come.

He adds: "I was trying to backflip a motorcycle. The bike goes up about 15, 20 feet in the air and comes back down and breaks its handlebar off in between my legs. I was laying there spreadeagle.

"They've never seen handlebars break off before-much less between someone's legs."

Knoxville tore his urethra in the accident, which will be broadcast on MTV in America this weekend, when the prankster and his crew of stunt pals take over the network for 24 hours to launch their new JackassWorld.com website.

Knoxville, you are a prince among men.

J.K.

Some People Feel This Angry All The Time

Once a man strolled in, pointed to something behind the counter, and gruffly asked if he could have it for five pounds off. He was wearing tracksuit bottoms, and had one hand absent-mindedly stuffed down the front, playing with his balls, as he studied my face for a response. I politely explained that the price was the price, haggling wasn't an option, and so on. He asked if I wanted to step outside. When I said I didn't, he swore at me, kicked the counter, and stormed out. The entire exchange lasted less than 30 seconds.

J.K.

The Olden Days

In days of old when Knights were bold and toilets werent invented, etc etc

Turkey

Not sure what my reaction is, or even should be, to this news.

J.K.

oooo baby

Good God I hope that they dont mess Watchmen up like most of the Comic ports so far.. still this screenshot looks pretty damn sweet.. praying.. especially since I've got news that Akira has been given the green light, with a (I'm pretty sure) 30 odd year old Yank playing a 15 year old Japanese Kid...Yes indeed Di Caprio has been rumoured to play my favorite hero and I swear to god if this happens i will pull a stewie griffin on him (Will Ferrell)

1st post

If you've seen this great Gondry here's the Sweded trailer :)

Arse!

A really bad day.

J.K.

Mario

From here (via here)

J.K.

The Moose

J.K.

Imagine this in the wrong hands

Stuart T. is a bollix !

Look at him, swanning around Howth like a bollix thinking Queen of the Damned was a masterpiece. Apparently, after the Irish Premiere of his latest flick Battle of Seattle ,he indulged himself onto his fans with a Q&A and one particular meathead asked him, that with his great civic sensibilities, would he consider running for the leadership of The Green Party. Stuart responded with great pompous whimsy "well if I was the leader I would have stopped the road goin through the Hill of Tara".

The bollix.

Posable Robot Lamp

From here (via here).

J.K.

New Ideas Take Shape

I have started a new blog.

There shall be no writing involved. But only my art. photoshop, doodles, drawings. Anything creative from my own hand. Current affairs and gossip given an artistic spin.

Keep an eye out for new content.

http://malcolmexeter.wordpress.com/

High Stakes English Debate

you can be a real pedanterist sometimes.

but I was just trying to be a correspondentionalist

well thats to be admired I suppose
when we all become monosylaballists, that's when i'll start to worry

Lego Stephen Hawking

Fidel Castro Resigns

Fidel Castro resigned his position as Cuban president today but this was not due to his ailing health, with his brother Raul continuing to run the country this will allow Castro to pursue his first love - music. His first realeases were with RUN-DMC in the late 80's and early 90's, [which included the hits "street street street" and "on my corner". His gritty street style of rap brought him fans across the globe, he will be working on a new solo album and says he has high hopes of a European Tour.

4n1m4t3d wishes you all the best Fidel.

Podcasting (who polices the internet?)

I have been in talks with Aidanovic about a date for our second attempt to start our radioshow for ISM or RedLeeroy or both etc. I have some software installed, and also a mic on route. This should be a piece of cake. My only concern is licensing, although as Mike Skinner would say, I have a "you think I care air" purely because i would feel that playing music over the interplace cant really be policed unless you are a limewire or a Napster. And unless ones popularity grows beyond all expectations then a short sharp warning before any escalations would normally suffice. To avoid immediate deletion from somewhere like Itunes, would hosting be needed? lets just say, all that is sorted about this venture is the presence of beer and our collection of Mp3's.

Roy Scheider RIP