I was struck by the story this week of the dead body discovered in the freezer of a fishmonger's. The gardaí say the dead man could have been there for five years. Yes, FIVE frickin' years. Now, I'm sorry, but I got to say this, but how is it that a body can lay in a freezer for such a period undiscovered? Got to be a massive bloody freezer. Maybe it leads to Narnia and he was offed by the White Witch. Wonder if they found any Turkish Delight?
